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Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br> | Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br> | ||
In tier one decon!<br> | In tier one decon!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Battlebeard|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin team hurts you<br> | ||
+ | You go buy from "nice" Gremlin<br> | ||
+ | He was team leader<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Damage armor<br> | Damage armor<br> | ||
Merchant happy<br> | Merchant happy<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boxboxbox|content= | ||
+ | <br>gremlins bizarre sale<br> | ||
+ | strangers thought, will the snipes like<br> | ||
+ | still give me shinies<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Catrix|content= | ||
+ | <br>Menders fill my woe<br> | ||
+ | as the red numbers stack high<br> | ||
+ | no true end in sight<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br> | Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br> | ||
Where's my Dark Matter…<br> | Where's my Dark Matter…<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Desdinova|content= | ||
+ | <br>gremlin merchants here!<br> | ||
+ | do they sell anything new?<br> | ||
+ | just gremlin gizmo<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Their Arcane Factory Looms!<br> | Their Arcane Factory Looms!<br> | ||
Onwards, Knights! To Glory!<br> | Onwards, Knights! To Glory!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drthz|content= | ||
+ | <br>Can they be trusted<br> | ||
+ | Ironclaw in our Haven<br> | ||
+ | Or will we all burn?<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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while clockworks turn like seasons,<br> | while clockworks turn like seasons,<br> | ||
hone ironclaws on spikes.<br> | hone ironclaws on spikes.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Farewells|cotnent= | ||
+ | <br>The Gremlin is hiding<br> | ||
+ | They come to watch<br> | ||
+ | Eyes open! The sale begins!<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Knight need better equipment<br> | Knight need better equipment<br> | ||
Gremlin merchant smiles<br> | Gremlin merchant smiles<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Frizz|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins with big guns<br> | ||
+ | Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!<br> | ||
+ | I have my sword ready<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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They are spies! Looks like they are...<br> | They are spies! Looks like they are...<br> | ||
Sappin' my Haven!<br> | Sappin' my Haven!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hollowxxvii|content= | ||
+ | <br>Axes razor sharp<br> | ||
+ | Watching re-runs on TV<br> | ||
+ | Healer ahhhhhh aight.<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] | + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Keiko|content= |
− | <br> | + | <br>Welcome to Haven!<br> |
− | + | This Gremlin has things to sell.<br> | |
− | + | "What are you buying?"<br> | |
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Armor smoking in silence<br> | Armor smoking in silence<br> | ||
After thund'rous blasts.<br> | After thund'rous blasts.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] LeJerque|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins aren't so tough.<br> | ||
+ | I can handle guys like you.<br> | ||
+ | OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Hammer and Fire! And I see,<br> | Hammer and Fire! And I see,<br> | ||
Death falls like blossoms.<br> | Death falls like blossoms.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Panzervaughn|content= | ||
+ | <br>Rising tide of flame<br> | ||
+ | shield flickers in the tempest<br> | ||
+ | the others flank right<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Their masked eyes are sparkling stars<br> | Their masked eyes are sparkling stars<br> | ||
Born to sell used cars<br> | Born to sell used cars<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Rinneval|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins in Bazaar<br> | ||
+ | Defective goods aplenty<br> | ||
+ | Conning knights of crowns.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ryuzhin|content= | ||
+ | <br>The smell of oil<br> | ||
+ | And deconstructed world parts,<br> | ||
+ | But I'm in Haven?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Saadi|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins? Let's take them!<br> | ||
+ | "Remember last time?" you say<br> | ||
+ | Oh whoops I'm on fire<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content= | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content= | ||
− | <br> | + | <br>Those gremlin merchants,<br> |
− | + | Don't trust them! Probaly spies<br> | |
− | + | Spying in the night...<br> | |
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Sells poor equipment and lies<br> | Sells poor equipment and lies<br> | ||
Then grins as we die.<br> | Then grins as we die.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins have arrived.<br> | ||
+ | Enter the Haven Bazaar,<Br> | ||
+ | They will be waiting.<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Butterflies and the silkwings,<br> | Butterflies and the silkwings,<br> | ||
Crown loss and lockout!<br> | Crown loss and lockout!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dogrock|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins beneath feet<br> | ||
+ | Sounds of industry echo<br> | ||
+ | What do they prepare?<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Spy intel arrives<br> | ||
+ | Radio transmits static<br> | ||
+ | What beast makes that noise?<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | A name, "Roarmulus"<br> | ||
+ | The decipher team instructs<br> | ||
+ | "Needs more test subjects"<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | More chatter is heard<br> | ||
+ | Are those shouts of volunteers?!<br> | ||
+ | Knights shudder in wait<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Copy-paste all day<br> | ||
+ | The keys V and C wear down<br> | ||
+ | All day erry day yeah!<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Bumbity bump bump<br> | ||
+ | A thread you should recognize<br> | ||
+ | Maybe this will work<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Iceni, I'd be honored!<br> | Iceni, I'd be honored!<br> | ||
Awaiting beauty...<br> | Awaiting beauty...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Griffinbane|content= | ||
+ | <br>Dogrock missed entries.<br> | ||
+ | Griffy harasses Dogrock.<br> | ||
+ | Dogrock says brain fart.<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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O no here we go again<br> | O no here we go again<br> | ||
Fodder for gremlins<br> | Fodder for gremlins<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Raspberry|content= | ||
+ | <br>Slave labor Dogrock<br> | ||
+ | Mumbles copy paste haiku<br> | ||
+ | Need more Mountain Dew<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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And his nasty gremlin crew<br> | And his nasty gremlin crew<br> | ||
What you gonna do?<br> | What you gonna do?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content= | ||
+ | <br>Here's King Tinkinzar<br> | ||
+ | With his army of gremlins<br> | ||
+ | Ready to destroy...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Skrumm|content= | ||
+ | <br>What are you sellin'?<br> | ||
+ | I'll buy it at a high price!<br> | ||
+ | Is that all, stranger?<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Got a selection<br> | ||
+ | of good things on sale, stranger!<br> | ||
+ | Come back any time.<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Just for fun, of course.<br> | ||
+ | I love that merchant so much.<br> | ||
+ | Greatest shop ever.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content= | ||
+ | <br>For my in game name,<br> | ||
+ | My knight is known as Therring.<br> | ||
+ | (I couldn't help it...)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} |
Revision as of 00:38, 24 June 2011
Contents
Gremlin Haiku Hijinks - Summer 2011
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.
Details
Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
Deadline
To be announced
Judges
Raspberry
Thebadger
Guest Judges
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
- 10,000 Crowns
Gremlin Haiku Library
All haiku WILL EVENTUALLY BE sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Spiral Fun-ku Outakes
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?
Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?
A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"
More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait
Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!
Bumbity bump bump
A thread you should recognize
Maybe this will work
I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven
But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory
"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"
Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks
Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!
As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.
Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!
Winners TBA
Spiral Haiku Master:
- ★★★★★TBA
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆TBA
- ★★★☆☆TBA
- ★★☆☆☆TBA
- ★☆☆☆☆TBA