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[[Category:Guilds|retired]]
| [[File:http://i44.tinypic.com/2vngmcm.png]]
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| name = Hat Simulator
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| motto = The greatest hat simulator since TF2!
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| founder = DoctahWahwee
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| masters =
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*DoctahWahwee
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*Edontsu
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| officers =
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*PrincessCatrina
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*Vaati
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*Sxbig
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*Krecka
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| pop = # 72
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}}
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== What is this sewage on my screen? ==
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''Welcome to Hat Simulator.''
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''Get out now!''
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We here at Hat Simulator have one key mission to take; Obtain hats. We live for hats, we breathe hats, we eat hats, we die for hats.
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Oh, and there's some stuff that involves [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Basil unlocking Cradle's secrets] and [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Royal_Jelly ending royal blood lines]. Maybe even a bit of [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Lord_Vanaduke lovely bullet dodging] here and there. But really, we here at Hat Simulator just want to have fun. We hope you do too! ''... For the sake of us all.''
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== How do I get in? Not that I want to... ==
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We are like some guilds, we are like others. Here's the lowdown on how things work around here. It's so easy, a [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Punch jacked-up Gremlin] can do it! Don't be afraid just because we want ''decent'' people.
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'''Gear'''
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2* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their [[Proto Gun]] in our faces... For the most part.
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'''Literacy'''
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It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If we can't understand you, we don't want you here.
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'''R.E.S.P.E.C.T.'''
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Find out what that means to me.
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== What're the rules for this dump? ==
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* There are no rules.
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* Do not simulate hats with anyone else.
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* Do not be butthurt.
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* Do '''NOT''' disrespect other members. ''But this should be a given.''
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* <s>Whimsicality is your supreme overlord.</s>
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Latest revision as of 08:02, 10 February 2015

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