Dunkshire (Guild)

Hat Simulator

The greatest hat simulator since TF2! Guild Founder: DoctahWahwee Approx. Population: # 3 Guild Master(s): DoctahWahwee Krispycakes Edontsu Guild Officer(s): PrincessCatrina Crustycrab Zekeyspaceylizard Ema-The-Vampire Iggythebro Eadid Noork Siervos Vaati

Introducing the new chapter of hat simulators!

"?!Melborp mihw" ~Hatted Man

Under New Management ED We have been hit hard by the trials of Guild/Madnus and all their manners of shititry. But you know what I'm still here and this guilds gonna survive. Many of our "Core" members left for other guilds and others have just flat out stop playing spiral knights. But I'll see to it that this vision of a fun game that's based on people communicating with people and and the occasional lulz is had, and not when an entire guild and it's denizens are prostrated to be the voice of SK as I've witnessed to be present in many blogs. After all other people play this game damn it! Core members are made not inherited.

... in lulz we trust.

... Are you kidding me?

In all seriousness; Hat Simulator is a lulzy guild, looking to bring the Spiral Knights community the laughter and joy they deserve. If you want a chill guild, where you can unleash your daily lulz, then simulating hats is the best option for you.

Please be warned; we do not take this game seriously. This guild is NOT for people who take this game seriously, nor is it for people who can't take a joke.

While we aren't a guild to take this game seriously because... well, it's a GAME; we are still a very active, and err... friendly guild! No seriously. We're adorable. You'll wanna hug us and have our children.

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How do I get in? Not that I want to...

We are like some guilds, we are like others. But hey, we're like a big and happy family! Here's the lowdown on how things work around here. It's so easy, a jacked-up Gremlin can do it! Don't be afraid just because we want decent people. We don't discriminate. We're here to have fun, but we're not here to die. Or are we?

Gear - 2* 3* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their Proto Gun in our faces... For the most part. Of course, the guild master might just happen to be a little biased, and will let someone in if they're a good enough friend. We frown upon bias!

Literacy - It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If you don't know how to type, please take typing lessons and possibly stuff your face with some Eggo's. If we can't understand you, we don't want you here.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. - Looks like this isn't clear enough. Either settle your arguments like adults, or get the hell out. We don't want your childish fights causing any more members to leave.

Dedication - You must love hats. It helps if you have Skelly Jelly.

Humor - Learn to take a joke, we don't appreciate butthurt people. Or you CAN be butthurt, and simply provide the rest of the members with more lulz about how butthurt you are.

Skelly Jelly - /look /look /look

What're the rules for this dump?

• There are no rules.

• Do not simulate hats with anyone else.

• Do not be butthurt.

• We don't want drama, dang it.

• Do NOT disrespect other members. But this should be a given.

• Mintsdale owes everyone something. No exceptions.

• The exceptions to exceptions is exceptional. Except upon exceptions.

• Ed is mostly just there to look pretty. But call him a girl and he'll invite you to a vana run just to kill you.

Who should I look out for?

Glad you asked! We here at Hat Simulator have not enough patience far too many people to even begin saying how amazing they all are, but here's a biased listing select few members that stand out!

Of course, there's so much more!

How do I fit in with the guild?

Once you find the Weavle all will become clear. But so help me if you fail to find the weavle you will put in a pot of boiling oil and cooked to a fine broth of your own sweage and feed to the chickens while we watch My little pony and go to /b/ to post the pictures of your demise. Also make sure to bring pixie stix I FKING LOVE PIXIE STIX.

Okay, seriously now, how are we ranked?

Recruit

Fresh meat, new blood, yeah, sounds about right. You can prove your worth by sticking around and mingling with the guildies. This is your chance to back out, but not like you'd want to! Ya stay this for two days.

Member

Hey, you've been around a week or so! Amazing job! Now just get out there and keep on working. On what? Simulating hats, of course! Wear your hats proudly. You'll be here for some time.

Veteran

For you cheaters hard working folks with great skill, you'll be acknowledged as a beautiful simulator of hats and obtain this rank. Upon getting to this rank more is expected of you.

Officer

At the discretion of the Guild Masters. You are the cream of the crop. You've simulated more hats than anyone can ever begin to imagine. Your skill is incomprehensible. We love you. Most positions are filled.

Guild Master

Don't expect this to be handed out like candies. You gotta be someone really special to get this spot. And no, what your parents tell you won't count. Only through dedication to hats can one achieve this, or when I'm feeling bias.

Trivial things? Oh dear...

Every guild needs to have a list of things that nobody really cares about! That's the point of trivia sections, to say things that somebody might find interesting!

These images make my stomach turn.

HURR DURR WORK-IN-PROGRESS

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  Taken November 21st, 2011.

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  Taken November 29th, 2011.

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  Pig tail train!

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  Narcolepsy? What's th-- /sleep

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  We're Skelly Jelly and we know it.

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How do I get the snowball achievement?

You hit "Fill it up".

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