User:Derpenstien

Dr. Thadeus Durr Derpenstien

Cut. Stab. Treat. Repeat. Profiles Derpenstien (Sometimes imitated. Never duplicated.) Profession Doctor Inter-Dimensional Timelord Muffin Enthusiast Guild Derpenstien: Knights Of Equestria (Guild)

About

Dr. Durr Derpenstien, PHD, ready to perform corrective surgery.

Curing sickness, fighting strife, with a syringe and a knife.

Member of Equestrian Knights, capable in daring fights.

Never worry, never fear, Thadeus Durr Derpenstien is here!

The crazy, whacky, all around bonkers Knight of Equestria! That'd be me! Go by Derpy, Derp, Durr, Doctor, Doc, Dr. D., Etc... (Not really Etc... Who would be refereed to as that? That's just silly.)

Knights of Equestria

One of the very many bronies in Spiral Knights, I'm part of the Knights of Equestria, one of the many brony guilds. All of us are avid pony fans. Some of us more then others (like me!). Look us up if you're interested... No guarantee you'll get in though: We are full to capacity a LOT.

Inventory

Arsenal

Swords (4) Faust ★★★★☆ "Bonesaw" Silent Nightblade ★★★★☆ "Scalpel" Attack Speed Increase: Low Swift Flourish ★★★☆☆ Damage Bonus Vs. Construct: High Twisted Snarble Barb ★★★☆☆ "Syringe" Handguns (5) Silversix ★★★★☆ Damage Bonus Vs. Undead: Low Gigawatt Pulsar ★★★★☆ "LOIC Pointer" Virulent Catalyzer ★★★★☆ "BBS Targeter" Antigua ★★★☆☆ Antigua ★★★☆☆ Bombs (3) Fiery Atomizer ★★★★☆ Super Blast Bomb ★★★☆☆ Lightning Capacitor ★★★☆☆ "Defibrillator" Helmets (3) Rock Jelly Helm ★★★★☆ Increased Normal Defense: Low Boosted Plate Helm ★★★☆☆ "Dr. D's Biochemical Breather" Scary Skelly Mask ★★★☆☆ "Dr. D's Surgical Mask" Increased Normal Defense: Low Armor (3) Rock Jelly Mail ★★★★☆ Increased Curse Resistance: Low Boosted Plate Mail ★★★☆☆ "Dr. D's Medical Bracer" Scary Skelly Suit ★★★☆☆ "Dr. D's Surgical Suit" Shields (4) Rock Jelly Shield ★★★★☆ Sinister Skelly Shield ★★★★☆ "Dr. D's Calcium Guard" Increased Shadow Resistance: Low Boosted Plate Shield ★★★☆☆ Twisted Targe ★★★☆☆ Trinkets (0)