Dunkshire (Guild)
From SpiralKnights
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Contents
What is this sewage on my screen?
Welcome to Hat Simulator. Now get out! ~ Whimsicality
It looks like you've stumbled upon our humble guild page! Guess I might as well tell you what's up. We here at Hat Simulator have one key mission to take; Obtain hats. We live for hats, we breathe hats, we eat hats, we die for hats. Oh, and there's some stuff that involves unlocking Cradle's secrets and ending royal blood lines. Maybe even a bit of lovely bullet dodging here and there. We're absolutely amazing, sporting an entire cast of top-notch knights all wielding the coveted Vog Cub Cap, Vog Cub Coat, Divine Avenger, Gran Faust, and more! Especially them Vog Cub armors! We're really sweet on those! Oh, and don't forget about our amazing bombers and gunslingers! But really, we here at Hat Simulator just want to have fun. We hope you do too! ... For the sake of us all.
How do I get in? Not that I want to...
We are like some guilds, we are like others. Here's the lowdown on how things work around here. It's so easy, a jacked-up Gremlin can do it! Don't be afraid just because we want decent people. We're here to have fun, but we're not here to die. Or are we?
Gear - 2* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their Proto Gun in our faces... For the most part.
Literacy - It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If we can't understand you, we don't want you here.
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. - Find out what that means to me.
Dedication - You must love hats.
Humor - Learn to take a joke. Or not. More fun for us.
What're the rules for this dump?
- There are no rules.
- Do not simulate hats with anyone else.
- Do not be butthurt.
- Do NOT disrespect other members. But this should be a given.
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Whimsicality is your supreme overlord.
- Mintsdale owes everyone something. No exceptions.
Who should I look out for?
Glad you asked! We here at Hat Simulator have not enough patience far too many people to even begin saying how amazing they all are, but here's a biased listing select few members that stand out!
- DoctahWahwee
- Edontsu
- PrincessCatrina
- Vaati
- Sxbig
- Krecka
- Avidlebon
- Ceelogreen
- Cretien
- Darkmasta
- Ema-The-Vampire
- Firezack
- Mintsdale
- Mumalot
- Neggirbear
- Saber-XP
GodWhimsicality- Zangrious
Of course, there's so much more!
Trivial things? Oh dear...
Every guild needs to have a list of things that nobody really cares about! That's the point of trivia sections, to say things that somebody might find interesting!
- Doctahwahwee and PrincessCatrina married in a pile of royal jelly.
- Mintsdale had an unfortunate run-in of the bad kind with an Alpha Wolver.
- Hats has bronies.
- Hats has anti-bronies.
- Shitstorms are imminent.
- Ema-The-Vampire is married to the Snarbolax.
- Her relations with the Snarbolax may just be what caused an unfortunate infection...
- Everybody
must absolutely haveis in the process of obtaining or has obtained the following: Vog Cub Cap, Vog Cub Coat, Divine Avenger, Gran Faust, Argent Peacemaker. - The guild
has confirmed thatis hell-bent on believing Basil is behind The Swarm.
