User:DoctahWahwee

"You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something."

Dr. Wily

File:Woodpecker mugshot.png Joined: 09/13/2011 Guild: Hat Simulator Achievements: 59/60

Well hi!

What's up? The name's DoctahWahwee (Which is a play on the name Dr. Wily). You may also know me by my real name; Sky, or other nicknames such as 'Woodpecker,' 'Doc,' 'MEDIC,' etc etc. What can I say, really? I play the game to have fun with my friends and guildmates. I'm a social butterfly, which sometimes can wind up biting me in the ass but-- hey, can't please everyone right?

Like I said, I play the game to have fun with my friends and guildmates. I don't take the game seriously at all, since it's... well, a game, not a job (although it does feel like one at times... Jebus). When I'm not dungeon running I'm usually fooling around in Haven with friends and guildies, or just meeting new people altogether!

Hat Simulator

I am the creator and lead Guild Master of the guild ''Hat Simulator' Or goal? To obtain and simulate the most finest head-wear in all of Cradle! Who is going to stop us? You? PSSH! Oh, and there's some stuff that involves unlocking Cradle's secrets and ending royal blood lines. Maybe even a bit of TOUHOU TIME here and there.

PvE

I'm usually up for anything when it comes to runs, especially Jelly King and Lord Vanaduke runs. As well as the random recipe or Arena runs peppered in there. As the Guildmaster of Hat Simulator, I try my best to run with all of my guildmates whenever I can. I don't like forming little 'groups' or being 'selective.' It's stupid. I mostly run wih guildies, but I'll happily run with my friends outside of the guild any time!

As for Shadow Lair runs, I need to be in a really good mood or willing to craft something to be dragged down there. I've done all four of the Shadow Lairs, and I just... Well, I detest them, haha. Not because they're 'hard,' they're just tedious and time consuming to me. I'unno, I only even go anymore just so I can play Unknown Passage.

I don't really like 'soloing.' The game is meant to be played with others, not alone. I'm not saying I WON'T or HAVEN'T gone solo. I just prefer not to. If I wanna play a single-player game I'll go play something else, haha.

PvP

To be honest, you won't see me playing Lockdown often. I still need that silly Snowball Achievement, but 'Frostbite' just doesn't wanna be nice to me.

I don't play Blast Network. It just doesn't appeal to me wwww

I'unno, I don't like the competitive air that PvP stuff generates. I play Lockdown every once in a blue moon but I won't really get all upset over losing. Like I said time and time again, I'm just here to play, not to take everything so seriously.

Arsenal

This is going to take forever to code 'cus I'm a hoarder and need to make a million things aaaaaa

The Darkfang Shield

As you may or may not know, I'm one of the very few users in this game (I believe out of 6 in total, if memory serves me right) to hold a Darkfang Shield. This shield is widely known for being ridiculously rare, only dropping when the planets are perfectly aligned from Darkfang Thwackers every once in a blue moon, and trust me, that moon is so blue you'll be going "QURLLL WHAT IS THAT, NEPTUNE?!" However, I DID NOT obtain this shield via random drop. No, this shield was once under the ownership of a knight and friend of mine named Snarkey, who had found it and had been trying to sell it for the longest time.

Then Christmas came around...

For those of you who don't know, my girlfriend Olive (knight name: PrincessCatrina) used to play this game (she doesn't anymore due to more important things to worry about). Olive had bought the Darkfang Shield off the auction house (which was put up by Snarkey) as a Christmas gift for me. To me, this means more than simply 'finding it' ever could. The shield is not for sale, and never will be for sale. It continues to serve as a momento for her and our relationship, which has been going strong for over three years now.

... But good GOD does it draw attention. I swear if I get one more "HAY WERE U GET DAT SHELD????Q" I'm going to cry!

Conclusion

Welp, that's my page! Not much else to say other than hope to seeya in game!