Dunkshire (Guild)
From SpiralKnights
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Contents
- 1 Introducing the new chapter of hat simulators!
- 2 ... Are you kidding me?
- 3 3?
- 4 How do I get in? Not that I want to...
- 5 What're the rules for this dump?
- 6 Who should I look out for?
- 7 How do I fit in with the guild?
- 8 Okay, seriously now, how are we ranked?
- 9 Trivial things? Oh dear...
- 10 These images make my stomach turn.
- 11 How do I get the snowball achievement?
- 12 Shameless Copypasta is Shameless
Introducing the new chapter of hat simulators!
"I buy hats! I am better than you!" ~Hatted Man
Under New Management ED We have been hit hard by the trials of Guild/Madnus and all their manners of shititry. But you know what I'm still here and this guilds gonna survive. Many of our "Core" members left for other guilds and others have just flat out stop playing spiral knights. But I'll see to it that this vision of a fun game that's based on people communicating with people and and the occasional lulz is had, and not when an entire guild and it's denizens are prostrated to be the voice of SK as I've witnessed to be present in many blogs. After all other people play this game damn it! Core members are made not inherited.
... in lulz we trust.
... Are you kidding me?
In all seriousness; Hat Simulator is a lulzy guild, looking to bring the Spiral Knights community the laughter and joy they deserve. If you want a chill guild, where you can unleash your daily lulz, then simulating hats is the best option for you.
Please be warned; we do not take this game seriously. This guild is NOT for people who take this game seriously, nor is it for people who can't take a joke.
While we aren't a guild to take this game seriously because... well, it's a GAME; we are still a very active, and err... friendly guild! No seriously. We're adorable. You'll wanna hug us and have our children.
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How do I get in? Not that I want to...
We are like some guilds, we are like others. But hey, we're like a big and happy family! Here's the lowdown on how things work around here. It's so easy, a jacked-up Gremlin can do it! Don't be afraid just because we want decent people. We don't discriminate. We're here to have fun, but we're not here to die. Or are we?
Gear -
2* 3* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their Proto Gun in our faces... For the most part. Of course, the guild master might just happen to be a little biased, and will let someone in if they're a good enough friend. We frown upon bias!
Literacy - It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If you don't know how to type, please take typing lessons and possibly stuff your face with some Eggo's. If we can't understand you, we don't want you here.
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. - Looks like this isn't clear enough. Either settle your arguments like adults, or get the hell out. We don't want your childish fights causing any more members to leave.
Dedication - You must love hats. It helps if you have Skelly Jelly.
Humor - Learn to take a joke, we don't appreciate butthurt people. Or you CAN be butthurt, and simply provide the rest of the members with more lulz about how butthurt you are.
Skelly Jelly - /look /look /look
What're the rules for this dump?
- There are no rules.
- Do not simulate hats with anyone else.
- Do not be butthurt.
- We don't want drama, dang it.
- Do NOT disrespect other members. But this should be a given.
- Mintsdale owes everyone something. No exceptions.
- Ed is mostly just there to look pretty. But call him a girl and he'll invite you to a vana run just to kill you.
Who should I look out for?
Glad you asked! We here at Hat Simulator have not enough patience far too many people to even begin saying how amazing they all are, but here's a biased listing select few members that stand out!
- Edontsu
- Krispycake
- PrincessCatrina
- Crustycrab
- Noork
- Vaati
- Avidlebon
- Cretien
- Ema-The-Vampire
- Iggythebro
- Krecka
- Trappy
- Mumalot
- Saber-XP
- Sxbig
- Soft-Tail
- Taiten
- Tealcat
- Zangrious
Of course, there's so much more!
How do I fit in with the guild?
Once you find the Weavle all will become clear. But so help me if you fail to find the weavle you will put in a pot of boiling oil and cooked to a fine broth of your own sweage and feed to the chickens while we watch My little pony and go to /b/ to post the pictures of your demise. Also make sure to bring pixie stix I FKING LOVE PIXIE STIX.
Okay, seriously now, how are we ranked?
Recruit
Fresh meat, new blood, yeah, sounds about right. You can prove your worth by sticking around and mingling with the guildies. This is your chance to back out, but not like you'd want to!
Member
Hey, you've been around a week or so! Amazing job! Now just get out there and keep on working. On what? Simulating hats, of course! Wear your hats proudly.
Veteran
For you cheaters hard working folks with great skill, you'll be acknowledged as a beautiful simulator of hats and obtain this rank.
Officer
At the discretion of the Guild Masters. You are the cream of the crop. You've simulated more hats than anyone can ever begin to imagine. Your skill is incomprehensible. We love you.
Guild Master
Don't expect this to be handed out like candies. You gotta be someone really special to get this spot. And no, what your parents tell you won't count.
Trivial things? Oh dear...
Every guild needs to have a list of things that nobody really cares about! That's the point of trivia sections, to say things that somebody might find interesting!
- Doctahwahwee and PrincessCatrina married in a pile of royal jelly. Little did they know what the impact it would have on the guild.
- Mintsdale had an unfortunate run-in of the bad kind with an Alpha Wolver.
- Hats has bronies.
- Hats has anti-bronies.
- Most members probably play TF2.
- Whimsicality hates TF2.
- Shitstorms are imminent.
- Ema-The-Vampire is married to the Snarbolax.
- Her relations with the Snarbolax may just be what caused an unfortunate infection.
- Everybody
must absolutely haveis in the process of obtaining or has obtained the following: Vog Cub Cap, Vog Cub Coat, Divine Avenger, Gran Faust, Argent Peacemaker, and all the Shadow Lair gear. We're not unreasonable, I swear! - The guild
has confirmed thatis hell-bent on believing Basil is behind The Swarm. - Doctahwahwee and Whimsicality are often seen shrugging at eachother. For no reason.
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Ed is too busy with Skyrim. - Skelly-Jelly raids are a frequent occurrence.
- Whimsy is most likely lagging, AFK, or playing Lockdown.
- Ceelogreen is most likely laughing at Whimsy's demise.
- These trivia facts need more Hats.
- It is written that Ema-The-Vampire is also a Ghost Buster. That must be explain why she wears that hideous mask... Who're you gonna call?
- Remember when we said nobody was going to bother with accessories? Yeah, we kinda lied.
- There is a raging debate between a majority of the guild and Mumalot about piercing weapons. Yay!
- Mumalot is also obsessed with freeze.
- There are rare occurances of going into T3 with Skelly-Jelly.
It'll never be as amazing as beating Vanaduke with the Proto Gun, though. - There are enough trivia points in a row that start with the word "there".
- it was a monday night in the woods she is and alpha female and has black and her teeth were sharper than pirahna teeth and her eyes were red it was cold and windy and she was walking near a creek and i was standing tall and straight with pride i looked about 18
- I'm losing ideas of what to put down.
- Wodanct is a gentlesnarby.
- Killing a Lumber with a Barbarous Thorn Blade? Yeah, we've done that.
- Doctahwahwee is proud owner of a Darkfang Shield.
- Don't mention the Four Sword around Vaati. Ever.
- Artifice will always dry-hump anything in sight. No exceptions.
- Artifice and Doctahwahwee and Whimsicality are all in some derranged love circle.
- My own clone!
- We know your secrets. (:
- We're just there.
- Hats started after branching off from Misfits. The other side branched off to Proxima.
- Guild? Who's that?
- You didn't think it'd be that easy did you?
- /burp
These images make my stomach turn.
HURR DURR WORK-IN-PROGRESS
Taken November 21st, 2011.
Taken November 29th, 2011.
Pig tail train!
Narcolepsy? What's th-- /sleep
We're Skelly Jelly and we know it.
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How do I get the snowball achievement?
You hit "Fill it up".
