User:Laserbam
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English
Etymology
From Spiral English "Lasrebamm," from Old Spiralese "Laizrbahm."
Pronounciation
- IPA /ˈleɪz.ə(ɹ)bæm/
Noun
Laserbam (plural Laserbams)
- The common name of the Clockworks Troll, Trollix noobi.
- A noobish person.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
Verb
Laserbam (past tense laserbammed, present tense laserbamming)
- To perform an act considered noobish.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
- To attempt to troll someone.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
Adjective
Laserbam
- The state of being a Laserbam.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
A wild Laserbam appears!
Eldibs made this for me. Isn't it great! (>^_^)> All of the kidding aside, here is my stuff.
Arsenal
Swords
Barbarous Thorn Blade 
Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Divine Avenger Attack Speed Increased: Very High and Damage Bonus vs Slime: Low
Gran Faust Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Leviathan Blade Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Warmaster Rocket Hammer
Fang of Vog
Handguns
Argent Peacemaker Damage Bonus vs Undead: Medium
Polaris Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Blitz Needle Attack Speed Increased: Very High
Bombs- Bombs are for girly men.
Helmets
Almirian Crusader Helm
Arcane Salamander Mask
Crown of the Fallen
Skolver Cap Increased Piercing Defense: High
Snarbolax Cap Increased Fire Resistance: High
Valkyrie Helm
Vog Cub Cap Increased Shadow Defense: High
Armor
Almirian Crusader Armor
Arcane Salamander Suit
Armor of the Fallen
Azure Guardian Armor
Radiant Silvermail
Skolver Coat Increased Piercing Defense: High
Snarbolax Coat Increased Fire Resistance: High
Valkyrie Mail
Vog Cub Coat Increased Shadow Defense: High
Costumes
Missions
About 6 hours after the release of Missions
The reason why the two missions aren't done is that at certain points within them, the client would freeze up. I know that it wasn't just my computer because I was on Mumble with two other people and the same thing happened to both of them.
