User:Laserbam
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English
Etymology
From Spiral English "Lasrebamm," from Old Spiralese "Laizrbahm."
Pronounciation
- IPA /ˈleɪz.ə(ɹ)bæm/
Noun
Laserbam (plural Laserbams)
- The common name of the Clockworks Troll, Trollix noobi.
- A noobish person.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
Verb
Laserbam (past tense laserbammed, present tense laserbamming)
- To perform an act considered noobish.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
- To attempt to troll someone.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
Adjective
Laserbam
- The state of being a Laserbam.
- That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
A wild Laserbam appears!
Eldibs made this for me. Isn't it great! (>^_^)> All of the kidding aside, here is my stuff.
Arsenal
Swords
Barbarous Thorn Blade 
Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Divine Avenger Attack Speed Increased: Very High and Damage Bonus vs Slime: Low
Fang of Vog
Gran Faust Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Leviathan Blade Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Voltedge Charge Time Reduction: High and Attack Speed Increased: Low
Warmaster Rocket Hammer
Handguns
Argent Peacemaker Damage Bonus vs Undead: Medium
Polaris Attack Speed Increased: Medium
Blitz Needle Attack Speed Increased: Very High
Bombs
Bombs are for girly men. However, I do have one bomb because they force it on you once you complete the DLC Mission.
Helmets
Almirian Crusader Helm
Arcane Salamander Mask
Crown of the Fallen
Skolver Cap Increased Piercing Defense: High
Snarbolax Cap Increased Fire Resistance: High
Valkyrie Helm
Vog Cub Cap Increased Shadow Defense: High
Armor
Almirian Crusader Armor
Arcane Salamander Suit
Armor of the Fallen
Azure Guardian Armor
Radiant Silvermail
Skolver Coat Increased Piercing Defense: High
Snarbolax Coat Increased Fire Resistance: High
Valkyrie Mail
Vog Cub Coat Increased Shadow Defense: High
Costumes
Authentic Frankenzom Mask
Authentic Phantom Mask
Authentic Spookat Mask
Chapeau of the Black Rose
Chapeau of the Gold Rose
Heavenly Guardian Armor
Heavenly Guardian Helm
Infernal Guardian Armor
Infernal Guardian Helm
Lovely Bombhead Mask
Metal Sonic Mask
Metal Sonic Suit
Plasmatech Bombhead Mask
Plasmatech Demo Suit
Prime Bombhead Mask
Prismatic Frosted Helm
Sniped Stranger Hat
Spiral Bombhead Mask
Tabard of the Black Rose
Tabard of the Gold Rose
Shields
Barbarous Thorn Shield
Crest of Almire Normal Defense Increased: Low, Shadow Defense Increased: Medium, and Elemental Defense Increased: Low
Grey Owlite Shield Increased Normal Defense: High
Missions
About 6 hours after the release of Missions
The reason why the two missions aren't done is that at certain points within them, the client would freeze up. I know that it wasn't just my computer because I was on Mumble with two other people and the same thing happened to both of them.
