User:Shaarmallama

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Shaarmallama
Shaarmallama.gif
Name: Shaarmallama
Known As: Shaar, Shaarmallama, Shaarmallama ding dong
Guild: Exalt
Playstyle: Erratic

About

Shaarmallama awkwardly fell out of the sky around June 2011. Upon doing so, he timidly hung around Tier 1 for an obscenely long time, often only farming Snarby, Arenas and Treasure Vaults. After finally overcoming the fear of the energy depot, and the fear that the Crystal energy could explode at any given moment, he soon accelerated up to 4* and Tier 3, although being fairly unsuccessful with the Royal Jelly. Upon entering Tier 3 he immediately tried to do Vanaduke and his Citadel. This lead to disaster, due to the poorly chosen Silent Nightblade, Seraphic Helm, and Sinister Skelly Suit, leaving a double fire weakness, and no effective weapons against the hords. Needless to say, he was toast. After dabbling in a few dead guilds, he finally bumped into a curious little Zeeca, who invited him to Exalt, whereby soon after, he got good. (apparently...) Recently, The shaarmallama has consumed some questionable material, this material has had the adverse side effect of making him a midget. He will bite your ankles.

Inventory

Arsenal

Icon-sword.png Swords

Equipment-Acheron icon.png Acheron Bonus Damage vs Gremlin: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Barbarous Thorn Blade icon.png Barbarous Thorn Blade ★★★★★
Equipment-Combuster icon.png Combuster Bonus Damage vs Undead: med ★★★★★
Equipment-Divine Avenger icon.png Divine Avenger ★★★★★
Equipment-Fang of Vog icon.png Fang of Vog ★★★★★
Equipment-Furious Flamberge icon.png Furious Flamberge ★★★★★
Equipment-Gran Faust icon.png Gran Faust ★★★★★
Equipment-Voltedge icon.png Voltedge Damage Bonus To beast: Low Damage Bonus To Fiend: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Warmaster Rocket Hammer icon.png Warmaster Rocket Hammer Charge Time Reduction: Med ★★★★★
Equipment-Winmillion icon.png Winmillion ★★★★☆
Equipment-Stable Rocket Hammer icon.png Stable Rocket Hammer ★★★☆☆
Equipment-Prototype Rocket Hammer icon.png Prototype Rocket Hammer ★☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Proto Sword icon.png Proto Sword ☆☆☆☆☆

Icon-handgun.png Handguns

Equipment-Argent Peacemaker icon.png Argent Peacemaker ★★★★★
Equipment-Biohazard icon.png Biohazard Damage Bonus To Undead: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Blitz Needle icon.png Blitz Needle Damage Bonus To Undead: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Callahan icon.png Callahan ★★★★★
Equipment-Hail Driver icon.png Hail Driver Damage Bonus to Fiend: Med ★★★★★
Equipment-Polaris icon.png Polaris Damage Bonus To Undead: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Sentenza icon.png Sentenza Damage Bonus to Constructs: med ★★★★★
Equipment-Supernova icon.png Supernova Damage Bonus To Gremlins: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Fiery Pepperbox icon.png Fiery Pepperbox Damage Bonus to Fiends: low ★★★★☆
Equipment-Proto Gun icon.png Proto Gun ☆☆☆☆☆

Icon-bomb.png Bombs

Equipment-Ash of Agni icon.png Ash of Agni ★★★★★
Equipment-Dark Briar Barrage icon.png Dark Briar Barrage ★★★★★
Equipment-Dark Retribution icon.png Dark Retribution Damage To Fiend: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Electron Vortex icon.png Electron Vortex ★★★★★
Equipment-Graviton Vortex icon.png Graviton Vortex Damage To Fiend: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Nitronome icon.png Nitronome ★★★★★
Equipment-Shivermist Buster icon.png Shivermist Buster ★★★★★
Equipment-Stagger Storm icon.png Stagger Storm ★★★★★
Equipment-Voltaic Tempest icon.png Voltaic Tempest Damage Bonus to Slimes: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Radiant Sun Shards icon.png Radiant Sun Shards Bonus Damage vs Construct: Med ★★★★☆
Equipment-Toxic Atomizer icon.png Toxic Atomizer ★★★★☆
Equipment-Dark Reprisal Mk II icon.png Dark Reprisal Mk II ★★★☆☆
Equipment-Dark Reprisal icon.png Dark Reprisal ★★☆☆☆
Equipment-Cold Snap icon.png Cold Snap Charge Time Reduction: Med ★☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Firecracker icon.png Firecracker Charge Time Reduction: Med ★☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Static Flash icon.png Static Flash ★☆☆☆☆

Icon-helmet.png Helmets

Equipment-Almirian Crusader Helm icon.png Almirian Crusader Helm ★★★★★
File:Equipment-Anchient Plate Helm icon.png Anchient Plate Helm Increased Shadow Defense: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Crown of the Fallen icon.png Crown of the Fallen Increased Stun Resistance: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Dread Skelly Mask icon.png Dread Skelly Mask Increased Piercing Defense: Med Increased Normal Defense: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Grey Feather Cowl icon.png Grey Feather Cowl Increased Elemental Defense: low ★★★★★
Equipment-Heavenly Iron Helm icon.png Heavenly Iron Helm ★★★★★
Equipment-Ice Queen Crown icon.png Ice Queen Crown ★★★★★
Equipment-Mad Bomber Mask icon.png Mad Bomber Mask Increased Piercing Defense: Med ★★★★★
File:Equipment-Mercurial helm icon.png Mercurial helm Increased Freeze Resistance: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Perfect Mask of Seerus icon.png Perfect Mask of Seerus ★★★★★
Equipment-Snarbolax Cap icon.png Snarbolax Cap Increased Shock Resistance: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Volcanic Demo Helm icon.png Volcanic Demo Helm Increased Piercing Defense: High ★★★★★
Equipment-Firebreak Helm icon.png Firebreak Helm ★★☆☆☆
Equipment-Spiral Demo Helm icon.png Spiral Demo Helm ★★☆☆☆
Equipment-Wolver Cap icon.png Wolver Cap Increased Stun Resistance: Low ★★☆☆☆
Equipment-Spiral Demo Helm icon.png Spiral Demo Helm ★★☆☆☆
Equipment-Emberbreak Helm icon.png Emberbreak Helm ★☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Fractured Mask of Seerus icon.png Fractured Mask of Seerus ★☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Mining Hat icon.png Mining Hat ☆☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Spiral Tailed Helm icon.png Spiral Tailed Helm ☆☆☆☆☆

Icon-armor.png Armors

Equipment-Almirian Crusader Armor icon.png Almirian Crusader Armor ★★★★★
File:Equipment-Anchient Plate Helm icon.png Anchient Plate Helm Increased Shadow Defense: Max ★★★★★
Equipment-Dread Skelly Suit icon.png Dread Skelly Suit Increased Elemental Defense: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Grey Feather Mantle icon.png Grey Feather Mantle ★★★★★
Equipment-Heavenly Iron Armor icon.png Heavenly Iron Armor ★★★★★
Equipment-Mad Bomber Suit icon.png Mad Bomber Suit Increased Normal Defense: Med ★★★★★
Equipment-Mercurial Demo Suit icon.png Mercurial Demo Suit ★★★★★
Equipment-Radiant Silvermail icon.png Radiant Silvermail Increased Shock Resistance: low ★★★★★
Equipment-Skolver Coat icon.png Skolver Coat ★★★★★
Equipment-Snarbolax Coat icon.png Snarbolax Coat ★★★★★
Equipment-Volcanic Demo Suit icon.png Volcanic Demo Suit ★★★★★
Equipment-Spiral Culet icon.png Spiral Culet ☆☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Vitasuit icon.png Vitasuit ☆☆☆☆☆

Icon-shield.png Shields

Equipment-Aegis icon.png Aegis ★★★★★
Equipment-Barbarous Thorn Shield icon.png Barbarous Thorn Shield ★★★★★
Equipment-Dragon Scale Shield icon.png Dragon Scale Shield Increased Normal Defense: Low ★★★★★
Equipment-Grey Owlite Shield icon.png Grey Owlite Shield ★★★★★
Equipment-Volcanic Plate Shield icon.png Volcanic Plate Shield ★★★★★
Equipment-Blackened Crest icon.png Blackened Crest Increased Normal Defense: Med ★★★★☆
Equipment-Scarlet Shield icon.png Scarlet Shield Increased Stun Resistance: low ★★★☆☆
Equipment-Swiftstrike Buckler icon.png Swiftstrike Buckler Increased Piercing Defense Low ★★★☆☆
Equipment-Green Ward icon.png Green Ward ★☆☆☆☆
Equipment-Proto Shield icon.png Proto Shield ★★★★★

Icon-trinket.png Trinkets

Equipment-Elite Bomb Focus Module icon.png Elite Bomb Focus Module ★★★★★
Equipment-Elite Boom Module icon.png Elite Boom Module ★★★★★
Equipment-Penta-Heart Pendant icon.png Penta-Heart Pendant ★★★★★
Equipment-Penta-Heart Pendant icon.png Penta-Heart Pendant ★★★★★