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This is currently the most 1337 player in all of Spiral Knights.
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{{SKWindow/Cell|'''Nickname:''' Bam Bam, Laser, @$$|||2}}
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{{SKWindow/Cell|'''Guild:''' [[Reign of Chaos (Guild)|Reign of Chaos]]|||2}}
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{{SKWindow/Cell|'''Rank/Affiliation:''' Officer|||2}}
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{{SKWindow/Cell|'''Lockdown Class:''' Striker|||2}}
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{{SKWindow/Cell|'''Favorite Weapon:'''
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Divine Avenger|||2}}
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==English==
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===Etymology===
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From Spiral English "Lasrebamm," from Old Spiralese "Laizrbahm."
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===Pronounciation===
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* <span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPA_chart_for_English IPA]</span> /ˈleɪz.ə(ɹ)bæm/
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===Noun===
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'''Laserbam''' (plural '''Laserbams''')
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# The common name of the Clockworks Troll, ''Trollix noobi''.
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# A noobish person.
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#: ''That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.''
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===Verb===
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'''Laserbam''' (''past tense'' laserbammed, ''present tense'' laserbamming)
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# To perform an act considered noobish.
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#: ''That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.''
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# To attempt to troll someone.
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#: ''That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.''
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===Adjective===
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'''Laserbam'''
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# The state of being a Laserbam.
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#: ''That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.''
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===<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">A wild Laserbam appears!</div>===
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[[File:laserbam.jpg|center|thumb|700px]]
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Eldibs made this for me.  Isn't it great! (>^_^)>  All of the kidding aside, here is my stuff.
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==Arsenal==
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-sword.png|20px]] Swords|content =
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:[[file:Equipment-Barbarous_Thorn_Blade_icon.png|25px]] [[Barbarous Thorn Blade]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Attack Speed Increased: Medium
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:[[file:Equipment-Divine_Avenger_icon.png|25px]] [[Divine Avenger]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Attack Speed Increased: Very High and Damage Bonus vs Slime: Low
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:[[file:Equipment-Fang_of_Vog_icon.png|25px]] [[Fang of Vog]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Gran_Faust_icon.png|25px]] [[Gran Faust]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Attack Speed Increased: Medium
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:[[file:Equipment-Leviathan_Blade_icon.png|25px]] [[Leviathan Blade]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Attack Speed Increased: Medium
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:[[file:Equipment-Voltedge_icon.png|25px]] [[Voltedge]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Charge Time Reduction: High and Attack Speed Increased: Low
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:[[file:Equipment-Warmaster_Rocket_Hammer_icon.png|25px]] [[Warmaster Rocket Hammer]]
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}}
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-handgun.png|20px]] Handguns|content =
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:[[file:Equipment-Argent_Peacemaker_icon.png|25px]] [[Argent Peacemaker]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Damage Bonus vs Undead: Medium
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:[[file:Equipment-Polaris_icon.png|25px]] [[Polaris]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Attack Speed Increased: Medium
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:[[file:Equipment-Blitz_Needle_icon.png|25px]] [[Blitz Needle]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Attack Speed Increased: Very High
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}}
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-bomb.png|20px]] Bombs|content =
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Bombs are for girly men.  However, I do have one bomb because they force it on you once you complete the DLC Mission.
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:[[file:Equipment-Dark_Retribution_icon.png|25px]] [[Dark Retribution]]
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}}
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-helmet.png|20px]] Helmets|content =
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:[[file:Equipment-Almirian_Crusader_Helm_icon.png|25px]] [[Almirian Crusader Helm]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Arcane_Salamander_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Arcane Salamander Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Crown_of_the_Fallen_icon.png|25px]] [[Crown of the Fallen]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Skolver_Cap_icon.png|25px]] [[Skolver Cap]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Increased Piercing Defense: High
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:[[file:Equipment-Snarbolax_Cap_icon.png|25px]] [[Snarbolax Cap]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Increased Fire Resistance: High
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:[[file:Equipment-Valkyrie_Helm_icon.png|25px]] [[Valkyrie Helm]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Vog_Cub_Cap_icon.png|25px]] [[Vog Cub Cap]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Increased Shadow Defense: High
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}}
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-armor.png|20px]] Armor|content =
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:[[file:Equipment-Almirian_Crusader_Armor_icon.png|25px]] [[Almirian Crusader Armor]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Arcane_Salamander_Suit_icon.png|25px]] [[Arcane Salamander Suit]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Armor_of_the_Fallen_icon.png|25px]] [[Armor of the Fallen]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Azure_Guardian_Armor_icon.png|25px]] [[Azure Guardian Armor]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Radiant_Silvermail_icon.png|25px]] [[Radiant Silvermail]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Skolver_Coat_icon.png|25px]] [[Skolver Coat]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Increased Piercing Defense: High
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:[[file:Equipment-Snarbolax_Coat_icon.png|25px]] [[Snarbolax Coat]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Increased Fire Resistance: High
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:[[file:Equipment-Valkyrie_Mail_icon.png|25px]] [[Valkyrie Mail]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Vog_Cub_Coat_icon.png|25px]] [[Vog Cub Coat]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Increased Shadow Defense: High
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}}
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-costume.png|20px]] Costumes|content =
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:[[file:Equipment-Authentic_Frankenzom_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Authentic Frankenzom Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Authentic_Phantom_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Authentic Phantom Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Authentic_Spookat_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Authentic Spookat Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Chapeau_of_the_Black_Rose_icon.png|25px]] [[Chapeau of the Black Rose]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Chapeau_of_the_Gold_Rose_icon.png|25px]] [[Chapeau of the Gold Rose]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Heavenly_Guardian_Armor_icon.png|25px]] [[Heavenly Guardian Armor]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Heavenly_Guardian_Helm_icon.png|25px]] [[Heavenly Guardian Helm]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Infernal_Guardian_Armor_icon.png|25px]] [[Infernal Guardian Armor]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Infernal_Guardian_Helm_icon.png|25px]] [[Infernal Guardian Helm]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Lovely_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Lovely Bombhead Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Metal_Sonic_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Metal Sonic Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Metal_Sonic_Suit_icon.png|25px]] [[Metal Sonic Suit]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Plasmatech_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Plasmatech Bombhead Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Plasmatech_Demo_Suit_icon.png|25px]] [[Plasmatech Demo Suit]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Prime_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Prime Bombhead Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Prismatic_Frosted_Helm_icon.png|25px]] [[Prismatic Frosted Helm]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Sniped_Stranger_Hat_icon.png|25px]] [[Sniped Stranger Hat]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Spiral_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|25px]] [[Spiral Bombhead Mask]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Tabard_of_the_Black_Rose_icon.png|25px]] [[Tabard of the Black Rose]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Tabard_of_the_Gold_Rose_icon.png|25px]] [[Tabard of the Gold Rose]]
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}}
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-shield.png|20px]] Shields|content =
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:[[file:Equipment-Barbarous_Thorn_Shield_icon.png|25px]] [[Barbarous Thorn Shield]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Crest_of_Almire_icon.png|25px]] [[Crest of Almire]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Normal Defense Increased: Low, Shadow Defense Increased: Medium, and Elemental Defense Increased: Low
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:[[file:Equipment-Grey_Owlite_Shield_icon.png|25px]] [[Grey Owlite Shield]] [[file:Unique variant icon.png|20px]] Increased Normal Defense: High
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}}
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{{showhide|[[file:icon-trinket.png|20px]] Trinkets|content =
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:[[file:Equipment-Elite_Slash_Module_icon.png|25px]] [[Elite Slash Module]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Elite_Slash_Module_icon.png|25px]] [[Elite Slash Module]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Penta-Heart_Pendant_icon.png|25px]] [[Penta-Heart Pendant]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Penta-Heart_Pendant_icon.png|25px]] [[Penta-Heart Pendant]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Radiant_Crystal_Pin_icon.png|25px]] [[Radiant Crystal Pin]]
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:[[file:Equipment-Royal_Jelly_Band_icon.png|25px]] [[Royal Jelly Band]]
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}}
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==Missions==
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===<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">About 6 hours after the release of Missions</div>===
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[[File:Laserbam_prestige_1.jpg|center|thumb|700px]]
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The reason why the two missions aren't done is that at certain points within them, the client would freeze up.  I know that it wasn't just my computer because I was on Mumble with two other people and the same thing happened to both of them.

Latest revision as of 22:38, 16 July 2012

Laserbam
Laserbamportraitfinal.jpg
Nickname: Bam Bam, Laser, @$$
Guild: Reign of Chaos
Rank/Affiliation: Officer
Lockdown Class: Striker
Favorite Weapon:

Divine Avenger

English

Etymology

From Spiral English "Lasrebamm," from Old Spiralese "Laizrbahm."

Pronounciation

  • IPA /ˈleɪz.ə(ɹ)bæm/

Noun

Laserbam (plural Laserbams)

  1. The common name of the Clockworks Troll, Trollix noobi.
  2. A noobish person.
    That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.

Verb

Laserbam (past tense laserbammed, present tense laserbamming)

  1. To perform an act considered noobish.
    That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.
  2. To attempt to troll someone.
    That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.

Adjective

Laserbam

  1. The state of being a Laserbam.
    That Laserbam is so laserbam, he's always laserbamming.


A wild Laserbam appears!

Laserbam.jpg

Eldibs made this for me. Isn't it great! (>^_^)> All of the kidding aside, here is my stuff.

Arsenal


Missions

About 6 hours after the release of Missions

Laserbam prestige 1.jpg

The reason why the two missions aren't done is that at certain points within them, the client would freeze up. I know that it wasn't just my computer because I was on Mumble with two other people and the same thing happened to both of them.

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