Satellite of Love (Guild)

Satellite of Love

"Just repeat to yourself its just a game. I should really just relax."
Guild Founder:	Dr. Clayton Forrestor
Approx. Population:	35
Guild Master(s): Evildrf
Guild Officer(s): Aremel - on break Nikobraz - availabe ~~Nohara~~ - Skyrim Razldazl - semi available

About the Satellite

Founded on the principle "free games ought to be free" the satellite was launched from Asteroid F to enable newcomers to the game to acquire mid-range gear for a leg up to sustainability.

"Thou shalt spin. Be it standing in place or while walking, thou shall rotate very fast. Be it turnwise or widdershins, thou shalt spin" - mejezfeld _{not a guild member. clever though.}

D33P 13

>steam clan<
Gamers who make their own rules, and then break them. Mad science at its best. Vast Multi-national Global Conspiracy. (Megalomania not required, but it helps)

Participation in clan not required. Membership by invitation only. See group profile on steam for details. Offer void where prohibited and on Mars (can't say why).

Guidelines

At-cost recipe farming is encouraged.
No-cost resource sharing is encouraged. Requesting materials for re-sale purposes is disallowed.
Recipe sharing is encouraged. Player asking for item to be crafted should be expected to pay ce and cr cost but materials should be provided at no charge.
- Just impress us with your selfless devotion to teamwork and fairplay. Be willing to help.^{IatBR clause}
See an Officer or Guild Master for uniform. Please wear uniform as costume in public areas.

Joining is free

Anyone who plays Spiral Knights with an officer of the guild and displays a reluctance to rush to their character's and teammate's death, shows a situational awareness and a basic understanding of game play (or a willingness to learn) may request membership or may be invited. Membership is not locked so the SoL can be a good starter guild for those wishing to someday start their own ^{(several members have joined with this understanding stated up front)}.

Once your character is a member of the guild there is no responsibility (whatsoever) to continue to associate with the guild. However, there are advantages. Memberships has its privileges.

Anyone promoted to Veteran can view the guild secrets.

Members

Guild Master

Evildrf

Officers

Aremel
Doctor-Forrestor
Nikobraz
Nohara
Razldazl

Veterans

Bestgir
Buggzero
Bukkithead
Koloh
Ppfishtick

Members

Akadjprince
Bestbot
Doolittled
Flare-Girl
Guilleford
Kevenz
Lexiebot
Point-Blank
Stormwraith
Zackiemay
Zombiescrake

Recruits

Acetorphine
Ar-Em-El
Crow-Trobot
Destinian
Evildrftwo
Flintanubis
Fly-Co
Tommy-Servo
Tvsfrank

Manifesto

SoL's ~~evil~~ totally cool and not even worth mentioning plans for the Clockworks:

Gate manipulation - The Satellite is dedicated to eradicating any and all traces of those &%#@$% fiends from the clockworks and to manipulate new gate strata themes to our (evil) liking. To that end all members of the SoL are asked to learn the ways of Gate Construction and collect (and mass) the necessary minerals to manipulate new gate strata themes to our own liking. {{insert evil laughter here}} To that end...

All pre-boss tiers that are being regularly farmed by SoL members (Jelly King, Roarmulus Twins, and Lord Vanaduke) shall be manipulated to remove Fiends / Gremlins / Mechs^(disputed) and re-set to guild-accepted themes in the following order: Slime / Beast / Undead^(disputed).
Elemental-themed strata (fire, freeze, poison and shock) should be avoided as the main enemies are randomized and cannot be anticipated by venturing knights^(disputed).
Once a tier theme has been successfully manipulated all efforts should be made to ensure that the accepted theme remains the accepted theme. New gate names and tier construction that require attention should be communicated to all available SoL members.
Use these charts to become familiar with the recipes that create, and remove, strata themes.

Note: The largest chunk of mineral is not necessarily the best choice. For example, Dark Matter has little use to the SoL's evil intent other than to create Undead levels, a low priority theme at best^(disputed).

Bulletin Board

Guild Specials

Need the Star Spangled Bomber cheev?
- /tell Aremel to obtain a Firecracker.
Magnus 11k crowns. Guild only. See: EvilDrF.

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Crafting

Need to craft something? We can craft it for you! Up to 3 star items can be shared this way! Please provide ce and cr only (materials are free)! If you get a UV, its yours to keep!