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Revision as of 21:23, 9 August 2011

Dr. Thadeus Durr Derpenstien
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Click 'er in the ticker, blow 'm in the dome.

Class
  • Undeadeye

Specialization

  • Bang bang, boom boom

Weapon of Choice

  • Low Orbit Ion Cannon Pointer (Polaris)
Profession
  • Doctor
  • Antique Collector
  • Interdimensional Timelord
  • Muffin Enthusiast
Loadout

Equipment-Avenger icon.png Equipment-Silversix icon.png Equipment-Polaris icon.png

Guild
Favourite Ponies
  1. Derpy Hooves (waifu)
  2. Twilight Sparkle
  3. Everypony else
Expertise
  • Undead
  • Constructs
  • Slimes


About

Dr. Durr Derpenstien, PHD, ready to perform corrective surgery.


Curing sickness, fighting strife, with a syringe and a knife.


Member of Equestrian Knights, capable in daring fights.


Never worry, never fear, Thadeus Durr Derpenstien is here!


The crazy, whacky, all around bonkers Knight of Equestria! That'd be me! Go by Thadeus, Thade, Derpy, Derp, Durr, Doctor, Doc, Dr. D., Etc... (Not really Etc... Who would be refereed to as that? That's just silly.) I can be serious at some times... Key word "some". And this is most definitely not one of those times. You want some serious? Look at some actual events in story-like format down there. Have a muffin.

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Knights of Equestria

One of the very many bronies in Spiral Knights, I'm part of the Knights of Equestria, the first of many brony guilds on Spiral Knights. All of us are avid pony fans. Some of us more then others (like me!). Look us up if you're interested, everything you need to know is on the wiki page. No guarantee you'll get in immediately though: We are full to capacity pretty much all the time.

Traveler's Log

The Gloaming Wildwoods

"It hasn't even been ten minutes since I've entered this strange forest, and already the sun is gone. It wasn't long after noon that I first descended in the elevator to this odd place. I could clearly see it on my way down... But now..." *howls heard in the background* "There it is again! Since I came here, all I've heard is that haunting howl, and that shadowy beast I keep catching glimpses of must be it's source... Perhaps IT is the reason the recon team never made it back... At least Alpha Squad made it through okay, but..." *growling and barking in background* "More of these annoying Wolvers..." *squelching sound, quickly followed by yelps* "This thicket is filled with these creatures... Full of them! Every time I turn around-" *growls, followed by scuffle in background, sound of recorder hitting ground* "GAAAHH! Sweet Celestia- UUURGH! *yelp, followed by squelching and crunching noise* *huff huff* "Well..." *sounds of patting on armour* "At least they're only thick headed metaphorically speaking... But they make such a mess..." *howls heard again* "In any case, I should be close now... A confrontation is coming, I can FEEL it..."

Royal Jelly Palace

"My studies in the Jelly kind have brought me to this rather... Odd place. A castle of sorts, run down and broken, it's swarming with the gelatinous breeds. This trek will no doubt aid in my research... But that is not the only reason I came. More recon teams have gone missing, and much larger ones then in the case of that brutish Snarbolax... A rather odd creature... Steeling itself in darkness to defend itself, only the purity of a chiming bell could break that trance..." *squishing noises heard, followed by more violent squishing noises* "Uck... All over my bones... I just had them bleached... In any case, I came prepared this time. I was able to take on the Snarbolax alone, only because he managed to defeat one knight, and severely wounding a second... I was surprised I was able to do it alone, seeing how hard a time Alpha Squad had... But here, I must take better precautions. Twenty knights in total have gone missing down here, never to return, so I requested the aid of three other knights. They all radiate strength, just having them nearby fills me with ease..." *explosion heard in background, followed by a loud woop* "Though they aren't all as... 'Refined' as I am... Though... I can only imagine what form of Jelly could be responsible for all this... Though these plentiful purple one's may give me the answer... Nevertheless, Valkryie assures me that we are drawing near to our destination. I only hope we are up to the task of facing whatever it is that lurks inside this castle... Or, rather, slinks... Slurps? How do you describe a Jelly's movement? No matter... I'm positive we'll pull through... I have heard good things about these three..."

Ironclaw Munitions Factory

"This place stirs up a hurricane of emotions in me. I'm terrified at what awaits me further down... The dreaded Roarmulus Twins. From what Alpha Squad says, they're behemoth sized turrets, possibly capable of destroying all of Haven... Both larger then that Royal Jelly I had dealt with a few days back... It was odd. A multitude of those mini Jellies and some regular sized had sprung from it whenever it swung around. Healing itself with it's own minions... It was a good thing we brought special equipment... Hindering its minions and preventing its healing was the only way of taking it down... And the rage that put it in! Swishing around the room in a fitful flurry of spins and body slams... It can only pale in comparison to these monolithic machines. Alpha Squad had to evacuate before sustaining more injuries... Two enormous turrets with phasonic shielding, a seemingly endless supply of ballistics, bullets, and lasers, against four ill-equipped knights has never added up in my books... That, and all of these machines are bent on the destruction of anything not of Gremlin origin. The sheer number of explosives we've had to set off to get through is bone chilling. Who knows how much more they have stored elsewhere... But, I am also at ease, and ecstatic. The constant hum and clanks of gears and switches makes me feel like I'm in my old workshop again, and the wealth of knowledge that can be obtained from all this technology is making this near suicidal trip worthwhile... Though coming unprepared was a major blunder for me, and my friend. Zettalux says he doesn't have the energy to move on, and I only have enough for myself. I have no way of knowing how the fight with these twin turrets will turn out... The amount of time and resources the Gremlins have put into them must have been monumental... Even just ONE monumental turret against one ill-equipped knight has never added up to me before... Despite my being ill prepared, Zetta said that I should be fine, should I continue. I'm glad he has faith in my abilities... This coming from one of the Celestian Guards is... Rather invigorating. Though I hope this will be enough... The laser grid humming ominously in front of this elevator is obviously here for a reason. I'm almost there..."

Fire Storm Citadel

"I never should have come here, but part of me wanted to come. My non-medical studies have always dealt with three things: The gelatinous breeds of Jelly, the mechanics of Constructs, and the supernatural forces in the Undead. I'm here for the latter reasons... Though I don't think I'll have much research time as I thought. The entire place is scorching; the ground, the walls, even the monsters themselves are lit with flames. And they all seem to be working against us... Traps are everywhere; step on a switch, and in a matter of seconds you're surrounded by flaming skeletons, or giant Trojans are swinging their blades in your direction, in an effort to turn you into another smouldering smear on the floor... I truly see now why the Celestian Guard dress the way they do... This heat is intense, and the Undead pack quite a supernatural punch, as it were... Luckily for me, my armour has a cooling unit attached, but it's working overtime down here... I'm afraid I may have to replace it... But that's the least of my worries. Unity tells me that I'm in good hands, and Valkryie trusts this other knight with us... He's not with the Guards, but I'm sure he could be. I feel as if I'm a burden on these knights, though... They have much better equipment, and I'm not doing much, other than blasting a few reanimated skeletal remains here and there... I plan to change that soon. My application into the ranks of these brave warriors will be accepted as soon as I obtain some powerful items of my own. They say they have been down here plenty of times. I believe them... I'm sure the undead never truly stay... Well... "Dead". The phantoms in the graveyards prove this to an extent... I've come to the conclusion their intangible forms make it easier to "reconstruct" themselves... On a less research inspired note, I've read into a small bit of lore for this region... Almire. All I've read was about the fall of Almire... I guess it's hefty military just wasn't enough... This "Lord Vanaduke" seems to be the ruler of this kingdom... If it can so be called. All around, the land burns with a malevolent flame. All of it's buildings are destroyed, decimated by a horrific force. It could have been a decent place some time ago... But that time is obviously past. I'm surprised Alpha Squad was able to make it through to Vanaduke... We've been having a bit of trouble here and there, thankfully not because of my actions... Most of the time anyway. With experience comes knowledge, and these knights have plenty of both. If I hadn't listen to them, I'd probably be under the rubble of a rampaging wheel, along with the other unfortunate souls forgotten in this forsaken place... I should read up more on the history of this area when I return to the surface... That is, IF I return..."

Inventory

Arsenal

Recipes

Learned Recipes

My Achievements

Icon Name Description Type
Achievement-First Steps.png First Steps Successfully reach the Rescue Camp. Exploration
Achievement-Welcome, Stranger.png Welcome, Stranger Cross the chasm into Haven. Exploration
Achievement-Mission Accomplished.png Mission Accomplished Reach the first Clockworks Terminal. Exploration
Achievement-World of Moorcraft.png World of Moorcraft Pay a visit to Moorcraft Manor. Exploration
Achievement-Spiral Spelunker.png Spiral Spelunker Earn clearance to explore Tier 2 of the Clockworks. Exploration
Achievement-An Emberlight in the Dark.png An Emberlight in the Dark Pay a visit to Emberlight, the town of gremlin outcasts. Exploration
Achievement-Go Deep.png Go Deep Earn clearance to explore Tier 3 of the Clockworks. Exploration
Achievement-Hardcore.png Hardcore Descend to the Core Terminal. Exploration
Achievement-Royal Pain.png Royal Pain Defeat the Royal Jelly squatting in the Royal Jelly Palace. Boss
Achievement-Free Spirit.png Free Spirit Defeat Lord Vanaduke in the heart of the Firestorm Citadel. Boss
Achievement-O Frabjous Day!.png O Frabjous Day! Defeat the fabled Snarbolax that lives deep within the Gloaming Wildwoods. Boss
Achievement-Terrible Twin Turrets.png Terrible Twin Turrets Defeat the Roarmulus Twins in the dangerous depths of the Ironclaw Munitions Factory. Boss
Achievement-One-Star Smith.png One-Star Smith Alchemize a 1 star item. Alchemy
Achievement-Two-Star Smith.png Two-Star Smith Alchemize a 2 star item. Alchemy
Achievement-Three-Star Smith.png Three-Star Smith Alchemize a 3 star item. Alchemy
Achievement-Four-Star Smith.png Four-Star Smith Alchemize a 4 star item. Alchemy
Achievement-Five-Star Smith.png Five-Star Smith Alchemize a 5 star item. Alchemy
Achievement-Apprentice Alchemist.png Apprentice Alchemist Alchemize 5 Items. Alchemy
Achievement-Adept Alchemist.png Adept Alchemist Alchemize 10 Items. Alchemy
Achievement-Accomplished Alchemist.png Accomplished Alchemist Alchemize 25 items. Alchemy
Achievement-Swordsman.png Swordsman Amass 3 swords in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Expert Swordsman.png Expert Swordsman Amass 5 swords in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Master Swordsman.png Master Swordsman Amass 10 swords in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Gunslinger.png Gunslinger Amass 3 guns in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Expert Gunslinger.png Expert Gunslinger Amass 5 guns in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Bombardier.png Bombardier Amass 3 bombs in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Expert Bombardier.png Expert Bombardier Amass 5 bombs in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Hatter.png Hatter Amass 3 helmets in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Expert Hatter.png Expert Hatter Amass 5 helmets in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Armorer.png Armorer Amass 3 armors in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Expert Armorer.png Expert Armorer Amass 5 armors in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Shieldbearer.png Shieldbearer Amass 3 shields in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Expert Shieldbearer.png Expert Shieldbearer Amass 5 shields in your Arsenal. Collection
Achievement-Applied Entropy.png Applied Entropy Build an item to heat level 10. Collection
Achievement-Minor Miner.png Minor Miner Deposit a single mineral into a gate. Minerals
Achievement-Moderate Miner.png Moderate Miner Deposit 100 minerals into a gate. Minerals
Achievement-Major Miner.png Major Miner Deposit 500 minerals into a gate. Minerals
Achievement-Marvelous Miner.png Marvelous Miner Deposit 2,500 minerals into a gate. Minerals
Achievement-Master Miner.png Master Miner Deposit 10,000 minerals into a gate. Minerals
Achievement-Jump Start.png Jump Start Revive yourself. Aid
Achievement-Helping Hand.png Helping Hand Revive a downed party member. Aid
Achievement-Walk It Off.png Walk It Off Revive a downed party member, giving them only half a pip of health. Aid
Achievement-Pharma Suitable.png Pharma Suitable Use 10 Health Capsules. Aid
Achievement-Conditioned Response.png Conditioned Response Use 10 Remedy Capsules. Aid
Achievement-Energize!.png Energize! Power up a derelict Mecha Knight. Aid
Achievement-Bronze Survivor.png Bronze Survivor Complete a Tier 1 expedition without having to revive. Survival
Achievement-Silver Survivor.png Silver Survivor Complete a Tier 2 expedition without having to revive. Survival
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